The Sp(Oils) of Politics. Tragic and blameful.
I've decided to break off again from writing my book to weigh in a bit on the catastrophe in the Gulf that is rapidly threatening to spread out even farther. Let's first take a look at this from a consumers standpoint and we will eventually come full circle. In 2007, the US was the #1 consumer of oil. We used approx; 20 bbl/day. (billion barrels of oil per day). China was #2 at around 7 bbl/day and Japan 3rd with around 5 bbl/day. In 2008 China actually overtook us at #1 and we moved to #2. Complete statistics are now muddled ...
I’m Just Sayin..
CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST. You were an accident. Strangers ave the best candy. The magic World inside the abandoned refrigerator. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables. Your nightmares are real! Grandpa gets a casket. Dad’s new wife, Robert. Curious George and the high voltage fence. The pop-up-book of Human Anatomy. After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs? My mind will be CLOSED today. LITERACY AIN'T EVERYTHING! Can you yell "Movie!" in a crowded fire-station? Whining, kicking and screaming to get your way. What Is that dog doing to that other dog? Why can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet be friends? Daddy ...
He’s not & She’s not.
Don't always judge a book by it's cover: He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is ...
He ain’t heavy, he’s my stimulus.
Here we are, about a 1/3rd of the way through the $787 billion budgeted stimulus plan and we have so many naysayers talking about how the Administration has failed and/or the stimulus didn't work. Here is where I have some fun. It is literally ignorant and irresponsible to refer to something that is only a 1/3rd of the way through as a failure. Now the Wall Street Journal has already this week showed us in 'living color' the hypocritical nature of a bunch of Republican congressmen/women who took the stimulus money for their individual states and championed to their people ...
Oh no they Did-Int!
Every once in a while I like to do a sort of roll call of idiocracy and ferver. In the days of old, scandalist and ignorants were sounded off and paraded likes murderers and theives in front of the masses. It was a sort of reckoning. Well this is now the start of a full blown revolution of reckoning. That's the thing of about revolutions. They come back in your face. Well, there are a few people that I will be mentioning below that I would like to give a formal invitation to. WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION! Rush Limbaugh - Limbaugh ...
“Next stop….Scaryville USA…All Offboard”
While I have been writing my book I have stayed away from writing any new posts regarding todays politics. I thought I would sit back and just see if the hatred for Obama being voted in as President would eventually just kind of fade away and politicians for the most part would begin to move toward doing the right things for their constituents. NOT! It's still very apparent that the hatred of equality, racism and indiffence still seem to have a place in power. I see myself as middle of the pack intelligent. I have my issues with doing the right ...
Things I’ll bet you didn’t know.
Here are a bunch of facts and study results that you can tell your friends. If you have any ya BUM! 68 percent of a Hostess Twinkie is air! A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Thus the saying, I will be there in a jiffy. By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. Each 5 m.p.h. you drive over 60 m.p.h. is like paying an additional $.10 a gallon for gas! Hong Kong has more Rolls Royces per person than anywhere else in the world. If you counted 24 hours a day, ...
Things a woman should never say to a naked man.
I've smoked fatter joints than that. Ahhhh, it's cute. Why don't we just cuddle? You know they have surgery to fix that. Make it dance. Wow, and your feet are so big. Can I write with it? Will it squeak if I squeeze it? Oh no... a flash headache. Can I be honest with you? How sweet, you brought incense. This explains your car. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. Why is God punishing me? At least this won't take long. I never saw one like that before. But it still works, right? It looks so unused. Maybe it looks better in natural light. Why don't we skip right to the cigarrettes? Are you cold? If you get me real ...
Top shelf jokes baby!
1: Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He ...
The Big Quotatious, the funny has been brought!
Here is a new list of some of my more popular quotes. Enjoy them and comment if you can appreciate some of them. Sermon on the mountain; Oh I see, 5000 of you and none of you even brought a sandwich. No, LET ME GET IT! You ever notice that the word 'engaged' has the word 'gag' in the middle of it? Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me. If you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first. Women are the kind of problem I don't mind wrestling with. Why is it considered necessary ...
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The Sp(Oils) of Politics. Tragic and blameful.
I’ve decided to break off again from writing my book to weigh in a bit on the catastrophe in the Gulf that is rapidly threatening to spread out...
I’m Just Sayin..
CHILDREN’S BOOK TITLES THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST. You were an accident. Strangers ave the best candy. The magic World inside the...
He’s not & She’s not.
Don’t always judge a book by it’s cover: He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He does not GET...
He ain’t heavy, he’s my stimulus.
Here we are, about a 1/3rd of the way through the $787 billion budgeted stimulus plan and we have so many naysayers talking about how the Administration...
Oh no they Did-Int!
Every once in a while I like to do a sort of roll call of idiocracy and ferver. In the days of old, scandalist and ignorants were sounded off and paraded...
“Next stop….Scaryville USA…All Offboard”
While I have been writing my book I have stayed away from writing any new posts regarding todays politics. I thought I would sit back and just see if...
The Big Quotatious, the funny has been brought!
Here is a new list of some of my more popular quotes. Enjoy them and comment if you can appreciate some of them. Sermon on the mountain; Oh I see, 5000...
I am now just a statistic.
I now belive that I am a statistic. Since I no longer have a full time job I don’t have health care for my son. This has now reached “boy...
Politicians..maybe Crackpots…definitely!
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice being complete frickin lunatics. Ok, let me be clear.( Ala Obama) Each party has it’s share of...
Ok, enough of this crap! Bring on the socialism.
I wasn’t going to write too much regarding the health care reform issue because I thought that eventually all the lies and mis-direction being tossed...
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