Things a woman should never say to a naked man.
Posted by Troy Johnson on October 22, 2009 · 17 Comments
I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhhh, it’s cute.
Why don’t we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Wow, and your feet are so big.
Can I write with it?
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Oh no… a flash headache.
Can I be honest with you?
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
Why is God punishing me?
At least this won’t take long.
I never saw one like that before.
But it still works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don’t we skip right to the cigarrettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
Does it come with an air pump
I guess this makes me the ‘early bird’.
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