http://www.thetroyshow.com The Troy Johnson Comedy Show & Political views from the streets. Tue, 22 Jun 2010 07:51:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I've decided to break off again from writing my book to weigh in a bit on the catastrophe in the Gulf that is rapidly threatening to spread out even farther. Let's first take a look at this from a consumers standpoint and we will eventually come full circle. In 2007, the ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/the-spoils-of-politics-tragic-and-blameful/ CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST. You were an accident. Strangers ave the best candy. The magic World inside the abandoned refrigerator. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables. Your nightmares are real! Grandpa gets a casket. Dad’s new wife, Robert. Curious George and the high voltage fence. The pop-up-book of Human ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/im-just-sayin/ Don't always judge a book by it's cover: He does not have a BEER GUT -  He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS He does not get FALLING-DOWN ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/hes-not-shes-not/ Here we are, about a 1/3rd of the way through the $787 billion budgeted stimulus plan and we have so many naysayers talking about how the Administration has failed and/or the stimulus didn't work. Here is where I have some fun. It is literally ignorant and irresponsible to refer to ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/he-aint-heavy-hes-my-stimulus/   Every once in a while I like to do a sort of roll call of idiocracy and ferver. In the days of old, scandalist and ignorants were sounded off and paraded likes murderers and theives in front of the masses. It was a sort of reckoning. Well this is now ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/oh-no-they-did-int/ While I have been writing my book I have stayed away from writing any new posts regarding todays politics. I thought I would sit back and just see if the hatred for Obama being voted in as President would eventually just kind of fade away and politicians for the most ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/next-stopscaryville-usaall-offboard/     Here are a bunch of facts and study results that you can tell your friends. If you have any ya BUM!  68 percent of a Hostess Twinkie is air!  A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Thus the saying, I will be there in a jiffy. By ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/things-ill-bet-you-didnt-know/      I've smoked fatter joints than that.  Ahhhh, it's cute.  Why don't we just cuddle?  You know they have surgery to fix that.  Make it dance.    Wow, and your feet are so big.  Can I write with it?   Will it squeak if I squeeze it?  Oh no... a flash headache.  Can I be honest with you?  How sweet, you brought incense.  This ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/things-a-woman-should-never-say-to-a-naked-man/    1: Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/top-shelf-jokes-baby/   Here is a new list of some of my more popular quotes. Enjoy them and comment if you can appreciate some of them. Sermon on the mountain; Oh I see, 5000 of you and none of you even brought a sandwich. No, LET ME GET IT! You ever notice that the word ... http://www.thetroyshow.com/the-big-quotatious-tells-the-truth/