About Me

Look at my receding hairline..

Look at my receding hairline..

My name is Troy Johnson. I am a straight forward gregarious type of guy. I love comedy, technology, movies and my Family and Friends. I am a US Army Veteran, World traveler, single Father, Brother and Son. I spare no sarcasm when I can inject it and I rarely wear underwear. When I do, it’s usually something unusual. I never ever, ever, forget what I’m……  Anyway, enough about that…..

The real objective here is to be silly and thought provoking. If I don’t succeed in that, I can pay you on a laugh per click basis.

Ask not what your Country can do for you. We have nothing to fear but. Live Free or Die. If you can’t stand the Heat. And in conclusion, READ MY LIPS!

How YOU doin?

How YOU doin?

I'm looking for love, sex and a massage. But just for tonight though.

I'm looking for love, marriage, sex and a massage. But just for tonight though.

 

I need my hair braided.

I need my hair braided.